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I am Esther Randolph, World Renowned Psychic. Due to my popularity, I was talked into starting a blog, however, I don't really like expressing my opinion for free. I guess that I will start putting horoscopes on my blog because I am told that is "What the people want". I don't like people so why should I care? And, again, I usually make $75.00 per party and I get to drink all of the host's alcohol for free! The last party I worked was for a group of teenagers on Halloween. It was horrendous! Teenagers are dirty little creatures who think they're smart and funny. I didn't sacrifice any teenagers that night, but I did tell them that their fortune said, "They were all VIRGINS and that they were doomed to stay that way, forever!!" One teenage girl who was dressed like some Bitch Vampire from "Twilight" started crying when I read her tarot cards and I told her, 'There was Death in her future!" She called her Mom to come pick her up from the party early because some Witch was being mean to her! I am not a Witch! I am a Psychic and there's a big Fucking difference, O.K.?! If I was really a Witch, I would have put a Damn Curse on that teenage Bitch and all of her acne-ridden friends!!!!! By the way, I am also available for Children's parties. Thank you...

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I am Esther Randolph, World Renowned Psychic. You found me so now your life can begin. Good for you! Any astrological advice you need, you will find here so stop looking elsewhere. That's all for now. I'll be back soon to share my wisdom with you.